May 15th, 2009
Happy Birthday, Laurel. Still no real change from the Universe. Work has been granting me a fantastic outlet for all of this energy I've had lately.
Well... that first wasn't entirely true. Nevermore, my fine feathered friend, has learned to use EBay. At first it was funny, he bought little stuff like a rubber snake for my birthday.
Then he bought himself a TV, a DVD player, and copies of Raging Bull, Scarface, Taxi, Goodfellas and the Godfather (parts 1-3).
Now he thinks he's Joe Pesci, except when he thinks he's Tony Montoya.
You know... I have no idea where he got the funds.
I should check my bank account.